Knits with Wine

patio4it:

Today, 20 May 2011 we are just five days away from the memory of Douglas AdamsH2G2 towels who died 11 May 2001 and wrote a book inspiring television and film makers.

Thank you to my parents, my mom and dad who are in the audience tonight. And I know there’s been a lot of thanking of mums, but this is slightly different, because my mum in 2007 was invited by some Australian friends in London to a fringe theatre play reading of an unproduced, unrehearsed play called The King’s Speech. Now she’s never been invited to a play reading in her entire life before. She almost didn’t go, because it didn’t sound exactly promising, but thank God she did, because she came home, rang me up and said ‘Tom, I think I found your next film.’ So with this tonight, I honor you, and the moral of the story is ‘Listen to your mother.’

Best Director Oscar winner TOM HOOPER, recounting the amazing story of how The King’s Speech came to the big screen.

Awesome.  LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.

(via inothernews)

today:


Meet the dog who knows 1,022 words On TODAY Wednesday, Chaser the border collie successfully identified objects by name among a group of 25, demonstrating that she knows more nouns that any other dog in the world.

OK, but how’s her Words with Friends skills?

today:

Meet the dog who knows 1,022 words

On TODAY Wednesday, Chaser the border collie successfully identified objects by name among a group of 25, demonstrating that she knows more nouns that any other dog in the world.

OK, but how’s her Words with Friends skills?

Bad Santa

Bad Santa

wondertonic:

John Pistole, the head of the Transportation Security Administration, announced yesterday that full body scanners at airports across the nation will be seamlessly integrated with Facebook next month, allowing travelers to save, tag, and share their near-naked security photos with friends,…

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who’s been pinching my beer?
Sir Terry Pratchett
I love the smell of Christmas baking. Banana bread smells like  childhood to me. Mom used to make Banana Bread with Jiffy mix. No  scratch baking for that recipe. She was a great cook and baked scratch  for most other things, but she just loved Jiffy Mix. She cant bake any  more so I am now trying to find the Jiffy Mix to bring back a little bit  of mom.  But just try to find Jiffy Baking mix in the stores here.  Impossible. I looked online for a store close by that carried it. No  luck. Not for over 100 miles is there a store with Jiffy Mix. Amazon has  it for sale Do I order it or settle for Bisquick?
So…I settled, baked and ordered. No half way for me.

I love the smell of Christmas baking. Banana bread smells like childhood to me. Mom used to make Banana Bread with Jiffy mix. No scratch baking for that recipe. She was a great cook and baked scratch for most other things, but she just loved Jiffy Mix. She cant bake any more so I am now trying to find the Jiffy Mix to bring back a little bit of mom.  But just try to find Jiffy Baking mix in the stores here. Impossible. I looked online for a store close by that carried it. No luck. Not for over 100 miles is there a store with Jiffy Mix. Amazon has it for sale Do I order it or settle for Bisquick?

So…I settled, baked and ordered. No half way for me.